Apron? What apron? Where is an apron? Oh, there it is! Almost missed it completely. Good thing that camo apron has a white strap, or a cook might get lost in the backyard.
Fend off the tough stains time and again while blending in to your environment to escape the gaze of that neighbor you hoped wouldn't make it. Send a visual game call to other outdoor enthusiasts at the BBQ and make new hunting buddies. Serve your venison & duck breasts with the pride that only comes with serving up meat you brought home from the wild.