Is that caramel? Because you look rich and sweet in that apron. Marching through the cafe like a topping on a mission to complete a desert, what a person of purpose you are.
Did you know when you tied those straps, that everyone across the floor would notice you? What they don't notice is that dijon mustard that erupted like mount Vesuvius on you yesterday.
That mess is gone after a quick wash and nobody is the wiser. Sweeten on, you caramel-apron-wearing Casanova.